Ladies and Gentlemen!...
Cast your mind back to the 70s & 80s -
To a time when ‘Old Spice’ was the
number one aftershave not a member
of the number one girl group and safe
sex meant keeping one hand on the
handlebars of your chopper!
Nowadays you don't have to be a pornstar - You just have to look like one!
Page 3 girl DJ - LAUREN POPE will be bringing the house down on the 11th July while our in house DJs will be funking your brains out with an orgy of DIRTY FUNK, RARE GROOVE, OLD SCHOOL.
For something a little different join us in......
.....for fun and games. x
If you love to dance real dirty,
If you want to know how John Holmes and Linda Lovelace
partied Hard & Fast!!!
Why not cum with us to a place where Hef is King,
Ron Jeremy is the Boss and Debbie is Still Doing Dallas….
LEGAL WARNING!! - In order to help bring back the sites, sounds and smells of the original parties there'll be smut, exhibitionism and "Oo-er Missus - Stop muckin about" titilation - So if you're easily offended - Don't cum!.
HOWEVER this is not a swingers, mingers, strippers, whippers, table-dance, lap-dance, barn-dance or fetish night.
There'll be live cabaret, celebrity appearances & special guest DJ’s. Fun & games include
‘BEST CUM FACE SHOT’,‘PORNAOKE’, ‘PORN NAME GENERATOR’ & ‘MISS PORN DISCO.
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PORN DISCO……Coming once is never enough!
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Hugh G Rection, Big Johnny Tornoff, Arden Trembling, Connie Lingus, Juan Inthestinque.
